Next time I'm told that I am being a pain in the ass, I will ask the question- Which kind? A dull ache in the bum, or a sharp burning poker piercing your anus?
I want to know for the sake of efficacy. A dull ache will always annoy but never get your full attention. The hot piercing form of pain in the ass however, will quickly demand your undivided attention. So go ahead, call me a pain in the ass, but please be sure to include an indicative number as to how great the pain. Let's go ahead and use the good ol' doctor's 1-10 scale so we're all on the same page.
And where the hell did THIS euphamism come from? Since we've already clarified "rule of thumb." (Still bothered by that one!)
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