Sunday, November 14, 2010

Signing on the dotted line to quit smoking

Would I be willing to enter into a "quit smoking" contract?  Absolutely!  I bet it would be amazing what I could do with a $5,000 cash incentive to quit smoking.

What would I get with the money?
Nicotine replacement, hypnotherapy, massage therapy, acupuncture, and a facial!  Ohh, and a couple pairs of new jeans.  Because, let's be real, this whole "thinner than I was in high school" gig, might be up as a non-smoker.

Until that happens, or I otherwise find the willpower for my 14th attempt to quit smoking, I take the uninsured vow to smoke less, stay active, take my vitamins, floss daily, eat my breakfast, add spinach, stretch daily, breathe deeply, yada yada and etc.  

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